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What customers are saying...

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"A Must Buy For
Your Girlfriends!"

"Would I? Yes, I would! 

This book was is a real page turner with a cliffhanger ending... Ida is a mesmerizing storyteller with fabulous animations to boot. An oral masterpiece of the highest degree!"

"This book is so much fun.

It had me laughing from start to finish. The illustrations are playful and well thought out.

My wife and I highly recommend this to anyone with a light-hearted and

playful personality."

"The rhyme scheme is witty,

and Candy is a vixen!

I highly recommend this book for:

Bridal Showers; Bachelorette Parties, Birthdays; or the ultimate gag gift - pun intended."

"Great gag gift for anyone of adult age, get it!"



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A Look Inside

A Look Inside...
"Would You Like To 69?"

A Look Inside...
"Would You Like To Boom Boom In My Room Room?"